You won’t find any dramatic mountains nor unusual views here. In our so-called forest, there is not a single killer beast, just some innocent looking Bambis and rabbits called Peter. Even sunset is the same as anywhere else, in Rio, Maldives or in Paris, Texas. Birds are deafening, and the sunshine surtropically sweating. We are not famous for our hospitality, we don’t even talk to each other. At uncle Laci’s cellar mobile signal sucks. On rainy days, you will be stuck in mud, and there’s no shop to buy an annoying souvenir to your even more annoying neighbours. Not even GPS can find us on the map.

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So why would you come here?

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Just and exactly because nobody else will come here, so here You will be the Someone! We will only tag You in our posts (and so will you!). We will only jump around you. Will be talking only about You, for weeks. And you will be the only one we imbue our wine - the best one in the region - and feed our great food, even keto friendly or vegan.

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You will feel weirdly, unexplainably well... because you don't need more!